Mikerock

SO i was on my way to pick up a friend and i was waiting at a light, and theres this yuppie in a porsche boxter s comming from the left pulling into the lane ahead of me. I think to my self, this is going to be fun. so the light finally turns green and i try to catch up to him. All the while this guy dosen't notice me but is darting in and out of traffic like a *******, traffic allows this guy to get in front of me while getting on the freeway. we both merge right onto the ramp and he hits it, and then i hit it, all while gaining on him he decides to cut me off. Him thinking hes faster for some reason, he dosen't pull an inch. He finally realizes he isn't going anywhere and gets out of my way. I make my way up the freeway, and hes way back there now, but i see him gaining on me. He had to catch up to me while i was going regular freeway speeds, he finally gets up next to me and i look at him and give him a smirk. He shakes his head in disgust, like he thought i was driving like an illmannered person, so he takes off, and then cuts across 4 lanes of freeway and gets off the soonest offramp.

The moral of this story is porche drivers are a bunch of Yuppie b******

69z-28

haha,nice story. you shoulda gave him a little tap when he cut you off.

archemedes

those are some of the slowest porches built way underpowered

Mike Jones

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Yeah but the Boxter isn't made for speed, just pure driving enjoyment.

Mikerock

yeah i know, they are only reated at 260bhp, but my car only has 230hp.

archemedes

wow what do you have the 250?

Mikerock

haha no, i have an old stock 350.

archemedes

my 250 was rated at 230 hp in my first '69

Mikerock

yeah, i can see that, but a bunch of hillbillies owned my car before me. im suprised there wasn't hay in the engine when i got it.

97z2801ss

hillbillies haha! not a big porsche fan.

camaro94

there was parts of a small tree and leaves in Ryan's engine compartment when he got his T/A...

archemedes

I've bought cars with trees growing out of the engine compartment have to unbolt the whole front clip to get the thing out

camaro94

that's why there were tree parts in the engine compartment. the guy that had picked it up before ryan said a tree was growing there it had been parked so long.

archemedes

lol

imported_blade

haha! well i'll bet it was fun nonetheless.
hey mike! i saw you the other day. you were drivin right in front of the library.