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Old 10-18-2012, 12:23 PM
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Talking Car Mechanic Humor!

Had this posted on our facebook account, http://www.facebook.com/StandardAutoWreckers

A mechanic was removing a fan belt from the motor of a car in the shop when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the car. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag. "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running"
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Re: Car Mechanic Humor!

Sorry thanhsellerccvip my joke is funnier!
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