parkin police?
 

Yo about a month or so I was chillin at my buddies downtown for no more then 10 mins guy. I looked out the window and this bunkster rentacop was slappin a ticket on my ride. i jumped up and booted downstairs to tell him i was movin the car in a sec. i got out and he looks up up and says your car is parked with no recipet in the window.. yo i fed him a line telli n him I left it on the outside of the window on the wiper blade and . playin bunk ya kno? anyways he put up a fuss sayin that was my fault n now i was gettin a ticket. i told him straight up yo you plop that ticket on my window u gonna be tastin my LUGZ 2 secs later. the guy looked shocked and and just left. yo i opened my mail today and it said failure to pay parkin fine yo wtf?? the guy left with my TICKET in his hand guy. since i never offically got the ticket maybe I should step up? this is complete disrespect for a citizen of toronto yo i pay taxes and YO I pay this mans salary.. these people need to stragiht up realze toronto is up in population. parkin gonna be come a issue. im goin down to there headquarters tommorow. but still maybe i should step up further?

Maybe you should step up and off the edge of a subway platform. We'd all be so much further ahead.

You must smoke most of the drugs you supposed to sell dont you.

You admited to knowin bout the ticket.. you refused to take the ticket..but you are aware of it none the less. ( IF I lost all my tickets.. you think that would fly in court sayin I never got it? )

Your claim that you put your ticket on the windshield.. err.. first off.. nobody on the road with more then 2 brain cells will ever put it there ( especially outdoors ).

You also threatened him ( which is chargeable )

IF you're plannin on goin to the office.. make sure you're packin yo and wave it all over.. and bring them Thug crews down with ya for intimidation factor..

in my opinion, the parking officer should have called for backup and your ass should have been shot or thrown in jail. telling the cop your gonna **** him up? :retard: :smilie_da

if you had an issue you shoulda talked to him politely (you can use a dictionary to find the meaning) or taken it to court. but, from what i (struggled) to read, you were illegally parked to chill with your boys; not an emergency; you shoulda just put a quarter or two in the thing.

yea, word. except don't do it in the mornings, i can't be late for school

your just an idoit, face it

i would say something, but last time i said something about another moron bitching about useless things in this section, i got banned, so im not gonna say anything.

parkin popo aint cops yo.

Man, I wish I could be there when you storm in tellin them YOU pay their salary:lmao: (I predict handcuffs in your near future, LOL)

Thanks for the early-morning chuckle.

but they can have one there in no time for youre dumb ass.
would have been nice to see you get handcuffed for telling a parking cop that he would be, and i quote, "tastin my LUGZ." being hasseld afterwards by a real cop is wayyyyyyyyy better then having to spend a whole $30 on a ticket. you DEFINATELY made the right choice :smilie_da

Why do I keep reading these damn posts?!?!?!?:dunno:

ROFL!!! Made my lunch hour at work!!!!

This guy is pure jokes yo!! Straight up!! Aight!!!!

lmao this guy is still alive...LOL
buddy alot of worst things could have happened to u, trust me i know because i got a ticket on king street where u gotta pay to stay there untill 11:59pm then its free, i had a ticket and it expired at 11:55pm and the parking enforcement dude gives me the ticket even though i explained everything to him he was just being an ass, i started cussing and in less than 10mins there was a cop coming to question me about what all over a $30 ticket see ur lucky u weren't arrested for verballing assaulting an officer of the law and threatning him cause u could be in jail or even get another ticket. Now stop whinning and pay the damn ticket cause ur brain is unstable and ur intellectually challenged.

Ok straight ballinz.. yo i reached down to the head office and demanded to speak to the officer who had gave me this ticket. they said he is on duty and so i was like naw yo i aint leavin till this guy drops in and apolgizes for disrespectin me and . i told the woman he WALKED AWAY WIT DA TICKET after i had shown him whats what. i layed it to all 3 ppl near the desk that i was payin taxes and they wouldnt even have jobs n if i didnt pay taxes and that . at that moment they got all ignorant with me yo so i brooxed up my attitute and demanded respect. yo next thing 2 fukin bacon bits show up behind me and start asking questions like why am i here and why am i raisein my voice. yo i told them i kno my rights and and told them to go fly a kite and that. YO theys laughed at each other for A SPLIT second and grabbed me and took me outside yo TOTAL disrespectin me.. they told me to leave the area or i would be arrested and . fuk yo straight up my rights was viollated yo enough ppl are lucky i wasent to upset. low ballin straight up.

I think I just learned a new language and got stupider at the same time!

:owned: x 3

I think I peed in my pants. :loser:

It sounds like your mama dropped you head first into the tub a few times when you were a (much younger) kid, THEN filled it up with water and tried to drown you.

It's the only way to explain the obvious signs of serious brain damage.

And "your" car in your sig - are you STILL trying to fob off an Illinois car as your own? How lame. 1996 Dodge Avenger (2 Dr ES Coupe)

haha, if i was those "bacon bits", i would throw ur ass in jail and get rid of the key.

P.S. LOL you lied about owning a Avenger, what a tard. or did you just broox up the owner and steal his wheels

HAHAHAHAHHA OMFG!!!! I almost spilt my drink I laughed so hard!!!! ROFL!!

i wish there was a big warning on the thread before i opened it and spent my time reading this garbage... ballinz??

stop pretending, you ****ing homo wanna be thug

yo not once did I say it was my car.dis was debunked awile back. straight up HOMO. GOT TWO MUCH time on ur hands n

AHAHAHAHAH go fly a kite....thats about as gangster as kindergarten student .....why did you tell them you were gonna LUGZ there face in :retard:

lmao he stole the pic....LOL
we got another h22civic dude ahhaahah

stole a pic? yo whateva u say church i be the one grinnin.

I toke a pic of rude`s real ride today
http://www.bus-history.org/images/TT...%2025JUN06.jpg

No, here's his real ride.

ahahaha the short bus :loser:

Short Bus Ftw!!!!

I hope this was just a funny story and that's it. You don't threaten anyone because you were not parked legally. The second story was pretty unreal as well, I'm thinking this was written as a joke. :confused:

Gotta tell ya, the gangsta writing made me pee my pants. lolol

Firstly, LOL, the short bus.

Secondly, so what if u pay taxes u dumb jackass, so do we. Now listen here muffin, when someone kicks your ass or "busts a cap in yo ass" who are you gonna go crying to? The cops, and guess what they'll show up cuz they're paid to, so technically stop your crying and pay the 30 dollar ticket.

oh and thirdly, Short Bus, LMAO

hey what do you know...him and GoTransAdam have something in common.

this whole rudeavenger thing has to be a game or something...no one is actually this stupid and illiterate.

take it to court and say that you never got any sort of ticket and hope that nothing will happen

lmfao kid how did u even get ur license?
dun u get points takin off for driveby's?
or did u brook up n demand respect from the guy in the car with u?


hahahaha wow i thought i acted to thug jus for wearin echo jeans today

Another noober bringing back old threads. WTF is with the flood of noobies posting to things long goneeeeeee. Like check the datez yo b4 youz get rolled on 9's or 17's or whatever the fukk rudevaginer used to say clack clack clack - man I kinda miss those talkin tuggers er um I mean Thuggers, lol. They added some flavour to this site. Made me laff a bunch too, but I required some advill and prescription glasses after reading thier bunk (did I use that right :dunno: )