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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to

satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to


take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to
play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all


dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that *****
knows I'm smarter than her.

Mike Jones

iTrader: (1)

Haha, now that's how you do it. We've all had women do that to us.

NoRiceInside

oh **** son. thats AWESOME! sticky this ****.

Phate

I've seen this before, but its damn funny regardless.

Amurican_Muscle

Hahahahaha.... oh my god. I need to remember that.

Camaroguy18

beautiful - and the last line made it x2 better hahahahaah

TorqueDog

It was pretty funny. I've gotten it before in e-mails countless times, mind you.

97z2801ss

bwhahaha thats hilarious

ITSA6

wow that was great hahahahahaha

98CamaroZ28

aww man, that last sentence said it all! that was so funny!

paarman97maro

haha old joke, but still one of the best out there.

MetalliCamaro

Yes... Thats How the pros do it.

Bernotas05

hahaha