Autotrader Homos
#16
When i was selling my mustang i was asking $13500 for it. I had one guy call me and come all the way to see it and propose the idea of "dropping" me 1000 bucks now i give him the car n he pays me 1000 bucks a month until he pays the car off. I walked away before i took the tire iron n ridded the world of a sperm load that should have been swallowed
#17
I say mic yer phone and call the dude back who wanted to pay in the future, ask him some dumb questions like:-
-will ya pay me full price plus 20%
-I'll consider the car deal ya want but I need some collateral, give me 51% ownership of yer company and I'll give it back to ya when ya pay off the car, I swear I wont run it into the ground
-etc...
everyone come up with some shtoopid question suggestions for our boy here, then ring the dude, post it up so we all can get a good laff.
-will ya pay me full price plus 20%
-I'll consider the car deal ya want but I need some collateral, give me 51% ownership of yer company and I'll give it back to ya when ya pay off the car, I swear I wont run it into the ground
-etc...
everyone come up with some shtoopid question suggestions for our boy here, then ring the dude, post it up so we all can get a good laff.
#18
I say mic yer phone and call the dude back who wanted to pay in the future, ask him some dumb questions like:-
-will ya pay me full price plus 20%
-I'll consider the car deal ya want but I need some collateral, give me 51% ownership of yer company and I'll give it back to ya when ya pay off the car, I swear I wont run it into the ground
-etc...
everyone come up with some shtoopid question suggestions for our boy here, then ring the dude, post it up so we all can get a good laff.
-will ya pay me full price plus 20%
-I'll consider the car deal ya want but I need some collateral, give me 51% ownership of yer company and I'll give it back to ya when ya pay off the car, I swear I wont run it into the ground
-etc...
everyone come up with some shtoopid question suggestions for our boy here, then ring the dude, post it up so we all can get a good laff.
hahahah i like the 51% idea.
#19
a friend of mine sold his rhd nissan 180 to a guy we know and the guy made payments to him. 4 or 5 of them in total but the car stayed at my buddies place in his name the entire time. we even drove the car around, it was great
#22
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man i had a guy tell me he would give me his welfare checks for the next year because he was screwing the goverment over and was working under the table..making like 20$ a hr i told him to suck a dick and save up sum of his crack money and just buy it...then i told him i worked for the goverment and he hung up...and anyone wanna buy a 84 tempo 11,000$ on payments for 6 years at 6% let me know...
#28
man i had a guy tell me he would give me his welfare checks for the next year because he was screwing the goverment over and was working under the table..making like 20$ a hr i told him to suck a dick and save up sum of his crack money and just buy it...then i told him i worked for the goverment and he hung up...and anyone wanna buy a 84 tempo 11,000$ on payments for 6 years at 6% let me know...
#29
i had this fuken moron getting his handicapped in the head gf to call me for parts off my cavy for a bit. and she clearly had no idea what she was talking about cause the guy telling her what to say had no idea either. stupid little parts too. and at one point i asked her to put numb nuts onto the phone so that he could ask me himself for the parts. i hear her say, hey, he wants to talk to you so you can explain what parts your looking for. so he picks up the phone and says hello, so i say hello. and then theres silence. and i could have started asking dumbshit what he wanted but rather i wanted to wait and see jsut how brain dead this guy really was. so after about 30 seconds of silence he starts asking things. and the entire time it sounds like hes eating something, maybe , and as if im inconveniencing him by talking to him. needless to say shortly after that i hung up the phone and that was the end of our telephone date. lol man i tell ya, some people breed the stupidest kids.