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2 muffins in the oven. One turns to the other and says "Are you finding it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Holy a talking muffin."

 
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wtf made me laugh, thats loke the one that goes like
a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says hay why the long face?
So stupid but funny.

 
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LOL
why did the tree fall down..... because someone cut it
lol it used to be funny... when jokes started like^^ and ended up with ghey answers

 
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A guy walks into a bar and goes "ouch!"

 
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what do you call cheese that isnt urs.....NACHO CHEESE

2 guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducked....

or the on on family guy where the rabi and the preist r in a bar and the the preist says..."soo, did you hear the one about us?"

 
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Bahahha. That is by far one of the best bad jokes I've heard. Hahahhaha.

 
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I hardly laugh at jokes

 
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A Pollock walks up to the service clerk and asks "I'd like 6 Polish sausages."

Clerk: What are you? Polish?

Pollock: What does that have to do with anything?

Clerk: *Stunned look*

Pollock: If I asked you for some French Fries would you say "Hey are you French?"

Clerk: No.

Pollock: If I asked you for a large order of Greek Salad would you say "Hey are you Greek?:

Clerk: Nope.

Pollock: If I asked you for some Canadian Bacon would you say "Hey, are you Canadian?"

Clerk: Of couse not.

Pollock: WELL WHY THE WOULD YOU ASK IF IM POLISH?!?!?!

Clerk: .....Well sir, you are in a hardware store.

 
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What happened to the wooden car?

It wooden go.

 
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Sounds like Strokerace's Honda.