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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by jhungly
hahaha.. this thread is jokes, but i do drive a corolla.... and i know exactly what u mean about people driving soo slow, but i drive mine like i stole it lol..... iam just gangsta like that...:he adbang::he adbang:
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welcome to city driving... shut up and move on. Not everyone is a seriousss DSM driver like u, oh mr.tarantula.
1. Read the first line of my rant you *** pirate

2. Is it common for someone to drive at an agonizingly low speed in the city? Toronto is too fast paced for slow *** drivers.

3. What does my owning a DSM have to do with it? Its not as if I drive faster because as a result.. its actually the opposite, I drive faster in my Volvo.

Old Oct 21, 2007 | 09:26 PM
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i dunno to be honest... i figured this was the smack talking section so i will end this post with

how often do you walk your CRANKSHAFT?
Old Oct 21, 2007 | 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SlvrTarantula
Brian????

No, iam not Brian...... wow theres another person out there that drives there corolla durtty haha...... They call me DK of the FWD lol... but i mean whats with all the hate on a Corolla, they are the worlds most reliable car, i straigght up drive it like a mad man and its still alive, that car is built tough !!...
Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ForceFedSi
i dunno to be honest... i figured this was the smack talking section so i will end this post with

how often do you walk your CRANKSHAFT?
lmao I drive a GS 4G64.. No crankwalk for me buddy.

Feel free to have a go at the massive understeer and torquesteer on my Volvo though

Originally Posted by jhungly
No, iam not Brian...... wow theres another person out there that drives there corolla durtty haha...... They call me DK of the FWD lol... but i mean whats with all the hate on a Corolla, they are the worlds most reliable car, i straigght up drive it like a mad man and its still alive, that car is built tough !!...
haha yeah a couple of my close boys drive Corolla's, both 1992 (or similar) models. They're actually not bad cars, and neither of my boys drive like idiots. This rant was meant to be somewhat of a joke.. Its just that I, like many people in the Markham area, seem to notice more bad Corolla drivers then any others. Good for you for driving like you're in a game of GTA. :thumbsup:
Old Oct 24, 2007 | 01:08 AM
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there are some slow corollas, but even more slow cadilacs, buicks. Now driving behind a driving instructors car can be a pain. Most of the older corollas are used by driving instructors anyway.

I remember when I was taking my G2, all these asian people were taking it too. It was so funny to watch them taking the test, driving like 5km/h on the parking lot, then they go on the street and accelerate to about 15 km/h. I was just laughing my *** off. They think if they drive extra slow they will drive safer.
Old Oct 24, 2007 | 02:21 AM
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They think if they drive extra slow they will drive safer.
And then they fail their G2 test for obstructing traffic
Old Oct 24, 2007 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by SlvrTarantula
And then they fail their G2 test for obstructing traffic

no they dont, cause theyre gonna bribe the instructor anyways to pass.

so how do you exactly walk your crankshaft? do you put a leash on it and make it walk withyou or is it trained enough that itll stay at your left leg and not chase after squirels? lol
Old Oct 24, 2007 | 04:27 PM
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Hi everyone, I got a question for some good tuners. I got a 97 corolla (1.6 liter) and I want to buy a celica gts 94-99 but this car is really rare in Québec. So i'd like to know (if someone knows it) if it's possible to put a 5SFE (2.2 liter celica engine) in my 97 corolla.
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But if I find the engine, does somoene know if will fit in my corolla?
Old Oct 24, 2007 | 10:33 PM
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Old Nov 1, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SlvrTarantula
This thread was bound to happen.. I've been wanting to post this gripe for a while now, but usually my rational side kicks in and I let it go. Today was the last straw.

I'm sick and fvcking tired of you feather foot ballerina's in Corolla's holding up traffic due to your rediculous lack of driving skills. You fvckers cause too many problems behind you when you drive like an ***-hat.

I get honked at because you decide to stop at yellow lights. I get honked at because you take turns slower then a mack truck. I get honked at because you decide to put your left blinker on when you actually make a right turn, causing me to nearly drive into the back end of you, forcing me to slam on the brakes.

Enough.

Brown, Asian, whatever, you all drive like *********. I dont know any white people who own Corolla's but if I did, I'm sure they'd drive like bitches too. Is there something I dont know about these cars? Does it feel like you're going faster then you actually are when you drive one of these rust buckets? Is there a risk of a wheel falling off if you decide to actually accelerate around turns? How many fvcking camels did Toyota stick under the hood for that POS anyways? You clown's are actually worse then Civic drivers.

And I know you're thinking, "well, he's not talking about me".. No, You're exactly who I'm talking about you pile of dog diarrhea. Get a fvcking clue.



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I couldnt agree with you more!!! Its is always corrolla drivers.. ALWAYS!!!! Ive been noticing this for years now!! good post it was needed! cus Ive had enough of them tooo..... just today a grandma in a Corrolla held up a huge line of traffic to let me make a left infront of her.... but it was 2 lanes and a 70 zone I didnt want to go infront of her and then get smoked cus I couldnt see into the far lane...... Dont worry about me u dumb bitch I'll make the left myself... they make situations worse with there stoopidity.

good rant I ****in hate COrrolla drivers.. obviouslt there is some that no what they are doing but for the most part they suck asssssss.. and u know its true.
Old Nov 3, 2007 | 01:16 AM
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I got stuck behind a driving school corolla today.....I think that has to the the mother of all evils. 15 km/h in a 70 zone
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Had a run in with a slow corolla that figured he'd switch lanes right when I did..fcukin wow!...anywaz that's the usual...this post is dedicated to fcukin chrysler sebring driving asshats....tonight for me was the last straw...so I'm driving on the dvp cruising by cars. So I come upon 3 cars. They were staggered and the second was in the blind spot of the first and the third in the blind spot of the second. Get this....the one in the far right lane was the furthest along and the guy in the far left lane was last of the three. So I figured someone's gotta give right...kept going for a bit and then I thought this is ridiculous. The guy in the far right lane was actually going the speed he was because there was a car in front of him going that speed. He managed to make the car go a bit faster and so he switched into the center lane in front of the sebring so I figured I'd just switch right and go around the sebring cuz the car in the far left wasn't budging. The sebring asshat of course sped up not for going faster sake but just to leave me in the right lane. It's not even like I was tailgating him before or anything. I was just cruisin' along. So now I get annoyed. As soon he was beside me I dropped a gear and swung in behind him, tail him for a few seconds, switch left again, drive up beside him and give him the "you're an asshat head shake" and that was it. Its not the first, second, third or fourth time a sebring driver has done that to me. **** 'em

P.S. driving school instructors need to tell these idiots to get up to speed like mine did and he was chinese!!!...best asian middle aged driver I have ever known hands down.
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