daaaaaaaamn pc.com tfw
 

heya ers... im palying scrabbl,y ena di just dogt a badawwed word. now im going to parryt upstarins with hot simmings. ill be geting s. see you romorrow

biser fuwt!

What does that even mean? lol.. I wouldnt mind some hot simmings right now.

And im just gonna throw this out there... Biser Futw = Budweiser FTW? Do I win? :D


Good job buddy. Take down a couple for me. haha.

Biser Futw!!!

fucjing biow howomwn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna nial hot wimins

drunk doing backns stainsts

som e ers just watend to fight so i wnet upstaird to ig own some ******* bt they wer egone.. wouldnt been coll to knoc some ers the **** out. dman im so waed im going to sleep soon but i ned to die offa and stop coughtsin gfrom yhe cigars. you fguys are ****** goof you wanted me to drunk pouse now i am you sumitches. pc.com gww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn im so wat6ds i dunno whiow im typing. goodnight you es im sure ill feel like a jackss tomorow. !

hahahahaha... that took me a good 10 minutes to decipher. Hope your not too hungover. lolz

lmao thanks for the drunk answering machine messages.. I can't really tell wtf was going on.. all I heard in one was you giggling.

Well, we all know that Paar is enjoying being 21.

What he says:What he means: Hello good sirs,

I am playing a game of Scrabble, and I just made a word of a very crude nature. If you'll excuse me, I'm going upstairs to party with these very attractive Siamese twins. As a result, my friends, I may end up having intercourse tonight. I will report back to you tomorrow.

-Love Paar

:lolsign:

LMAO tork.

and owned Chad.

I am alive and well. No hangover cause Im good.

LMAO very nice

LOL nice

Justin.Your.Gay