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Derek.Learn.Grammar.

som e ers just watend to fight so i wnet upstaird to ig own some ******* bt they wer egone.. wouldnt been coll to knoc some ers the **** out. dman im so waed im going to sleep soon but i ned to die offa and stop coughtsin gfrom yhe cigars. you fguys are ****** goof you wanted me to drunk pouse now i am you sumitches. pc.com gww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn im so wat6ds i dunno whiow im typing. goodnight you es im sure ill feel like a jackss tomorow. !


Maybe drunk posts don't count, but I couldn't help it. :eleph:

No they certainly do not. I played scrabble for the first time in my life, and I was drunk. That game is gay as aids when you'rE drunk.

Sounds like an allright night, I played jenga last time I drank. That was horrible I wanted to kill the world because I kept knocking the thing over on the first try.

Somehow no matter how drunk I am I can still play guitar hero perfectly fine and pass songs. That should deify logic.

Still pretty gay when you're sober. :drunk:

lol.. I could see where it could be a fun game. Its fun when youre drunk, but you piss everyone else off taking so long to try to spell out a word and find a place to put it.

Probably my favorite quote of the night:

Some hot chick walks out of her room, Im standing in the hallway with a couple guys, and she looks over in the mirror at herself and says "omg I look like godzilla." I pause for a few seconds, look at the guy, then look back at her and say: "Id **** godzilla."

Nah.

Friends don't let friends post drunk.

Here come the haters

I woke up early for work and went to get some fuel in the Jeep.

I was so tired, I didn't notice my fly was open. The girl fueling her Civic beside me said "Your fly is open". I looked down and replied "They say walking around with your fly open is like driving around without a hood on your car... you should only do it if you're packing something huge," and kept filling the Jeep.

hahaha niceeee

haha