How many 5yrs old kids would you bring down?
03-29-2005, 07:50 PM
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How many 5yrs old kids would you bring down?
RULES:
1. You're trapped in an area of about the size of a gymnasium, and there are no obstacles.
2. You're not allowed to touch the walls.
3. If you go unconsious you lose, if they all get unconsious you win. As soon as anybody gets knocked out they get pulled out.
4. Someone that really dislikes has the choice of children they deem fit to kill you. Half of them boys, half girls.
5. The kids get a one day training in closecombat, and they will be trained specificly to bring down an adult. You will be trained in "resistance tactics"
6. No armor, no weapons
7. The kids are motivated enough to fight your unconscious or dead, no matter what.
Here is some kids just so you might be fighting against:
Zexhuffer
1. You're trapped in an area of about the size of a gymnasium, and there are no obstacles.
2. You're not allowed to touch the walls.
3. If you go unconsious you lose, if they all get unconsious you win. As soon as anybody gets knocked out they get pulled out.
4. Someone that really dislikes has the choice of children they deem fit to kill you. Half of them boys, half girls.
5. The kids get a one day training in closecombat, and they will be trained specificly to bring down an adult. You will be trained in "resistance tactics"
6. No armor, no weapons
7. The kids are motivated enough to fight your unconscious or dead, no matter what.
Here is some kids just so you might be fighting against:
Zexhuffer
03-29-2005, 08:02 PM
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Warren..this like the sickets/funniest ive ever heard of... 
I dont know..i could take quite a few of the little bastards.
Maybe 15-20?
I dont know..i could take quite a few of the little bastards.
Maybe 15-20?
03-29-2005, 08:12 PM
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I thought you joined the Jackson clan when I read the title...
03-29-2005, 08:14 PM
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Zexhuffer says:
LOL
Zlatko says:
hahahaha! how many could you take out? im planning out an entire battle scene in my head here
Zlatko says:
maybe 15-20?
Zlatko says:
i know i'd pick one kid up by his feet and swing him around at the others
Zexhuffer says:
i was thinking i take the first few out that will rush and then use a lighter one to smash heads with the other and use him as a bat
Zlatko says:
ya man..exactly..also..dont forget the kneeing in the face
Zlatko - Walking On Sunshine says:
they're short so it isnt hard
Zexhuffer says:
no but if you got knocked over or tripped 20 kids at once would be hard to get up no matter who you are....especially since they can grab hold or rip your eyes out with those little fingers
Zlatko says:
That's true but dont forget..youre faster
Zlatko says:
so you can even run around and wait till they get tired
Zlatko says:
then start snapping necks!
Zexhuffer says:
true but trust me i remember when my little brother was 5ish and he never stopped plus there at that age where they dont understand pain all that well and they bounce off everythintg
Zlatko says:
ahahaha...
Zlatko says:
i maintain...knees to the faces...watch them drop..maybe start booting too
Zexhuffer says:
i think i would get tired after about 20 minutes cause when kids are ing fast and you would not be able to track all of them...
LOL
Zlatko says:
hahahaha! how many could you take out? im planning out an entire battle scene in my head here
Zlatko says:
maybe 15-20?
Zlatko says:
i know i'd pick one kid up by his feet and swing him around at the others
Zexhuffer says:
i was thinking i take the first few out that will rush and then use a lighter one to smash heads with the other and use him as a bat
Zlatko says:
ya man..exactly..also..dont forget the kneeing in the face
Zlatko - Walking On Sunshine says:
they're short so it isnt hard
Zexhuffer says:
no but if you got knocked over or tripped 20 kids at once would be hard to get up no matter who you are....especially since they can grab hold or rip your eyes out with those little fingers
Zlatko says:
That's true but dont forget..youre faster
Zlatko says:
so you can even run around and wait till they get tired
Zlatko says:
then start snapping necks!
Zexhuffer says:
true but trust me i remember when my little brother was 5ish and he never stopped plus there at that age where they dont understand pain all that well and they bounce off everythintg
Zlatko says:
ahahaha...
Zlatko says:
i maintain...knees to the faces...watch them drop..maybe start booting too
Zexhuffer says:
i think i would get tired after about 20 minutes cause when kids are ing fast and you would not be able to track all of them...
03-29-2005, 08:18 PM
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However many to keep my *** alive.
03-29-2005, 08:27 PM
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that is the best post ive read on any forum in a long time
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Btw, i think any more than 10 or 12 and you'd be in trouble. You've only got 4 limbs, and even if you have both arms swinging and 1 leg kicking, those little tykes are gonna be quick, and they're going to be on you like pirahnas. What happens when they get wrapped around your legs and all of a sudden you cant move to quick. It's funny, but it's not.
:thumbsup
Btw, i think any more than 10 or 12 and you'd be in trouble. You've only got 4 limbs, and even if you have both arms swinging and 1 leg kicking, those little tykes are gonna be quick, and they're going to be on you like pirahnas. What happens when they get wrapped around your legs and all of a sudden you cant move to quick. It's funny, but it's not.
03-29-2005, 08:30 PM
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They'll straight up cold kill your ***...
I'd try and sneak in a baseball bat. :thumbsup
I'd try and sneak in a baseball bat. :thumbsup
03-29-2005, 08:52 PM
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as soon as one of those little ers bite your nuts your done.
03-29-2005, 09:33 PM
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how many attackers ??. The problem is you,ve gotta have endurance , dispatch each victim , theyre not enemies , they are victims, with the least amount of energy possible . Like one blow each . Picking one up as a weapon dispels too much energy in one act and leaves your legs and back open to attack.
I,d say one good solid kick each victim , head or groin, thumb jabs in the eyes for others. Are steel toed work boots allowed , if not hows about hard soled dress shoes ??. Then you gotta remember to keep moving so you dont get caught in a tight circle. Your getting tired , breathe deep. Pick up the next 2 or 3 and smash them head first into the floor. That will make some think twice , it coulda been theyre brother or sister.
Before you get too tired Pick one or two up and throw them into the crowd monster style to help clear some running / breathing room .
There was no mention of drug testing ?? , So maybe a good , unhealthy dose of P C P just before the event might help also..77.
I,d say one good solid kick each victim , head or groin, thumb jabs in the eyes for others. Are steel toed work boots allowed , if not hows about hard soled dress shoes ??. Then you gotta remember to keep moving so you dont get caught in a tight circle. Your getting tired , breathe deep. Pick up the next 2 or 3 and smash them head first into the floor. That will make some think twice , it coulda been theyre brother or sister.
Before you get too tired Pick one or two up and throw them into the crowd monster style to help clear some running / breathing room .
There was no mention of drug testing ?? , So maybe a good , unhealthy dose of P C P just before the event might help also..77.
03-29-2005, 09:44 PM
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why is zlatko and zexhuffer in a room full of young boys :supergay:
03-29-2005, 10:19 PM
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77, you make some very valid points! 
03-29-2005, 11:27 PM
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that id belly flop and body slam them lol
then id pick one up and throw it at another
then id pick one up and throw it at another
03-30-2005, 08:21 AM
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I would do a combo of what everyones suggesting, but start it off by saying Santa wasent real/ is dead etc
03-30-2005, 09:40 AM
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is this a joke or is this something that really goes on....... 
03-30-2005, 12:49 PM
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1 punch
they are 5 year olds. One punch to the face and they will be crying for their mommy. So I'd say I could take out all of them. First it would be one or two, then one of them would bite and I'd turn into the incredible hulk and go nuts.
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I'd pee on myself...then chase them..see how they like that.
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I'd pee on myself...then chase them..see how they like that.