How many 5yrs old kids would you bring down?
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Scare tactics and exposure to psychological trauma is the best way to intimidate a foe that out numbers you. That being said the best way in my opinion would be to single out one of the more "tougher" 5 year olds and then beat him to a bloody pulp, use your feet lots, lots of head shots, when he's lying on his back you step on his face a few times and then repeatedly bash his head into the gymnasium floor. Stand up and watch as the others are in too much shock to fight since the untimely death of "Billy".
Failing that I'd just pick a gymnasium of 5 year old girls, pull out the **** and tell them to come get some.
Failing that I'd just pick a gymnasium of 5 year old girls, pull out the **** and tell them to come get some.
Last edited by Low-Low; Mar 31, 2005 at 09:44 AM.
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Step 1) put on the ol' warface
Step 2) Proceed To take out the lil kids with well placed blows to the head/neck. think about it, we're all about double their height, longer am and leg span and i doubt there is anyone here who can bench less than 100lbs. one solid punch/kick should be ebuff to take out one of them. so i'm betting we could mow downa wholke bunch.
additionally: Low-Low...ur one funny *** sick lol
Step 2) Proceed To take out the lil kids with well placed blows to the head/neck. think about it, we're all about double their height, longer am and leg span and i doubt there is anyone here who can bench less than 100lbs. one solid punch/kick should be ebuff to take out one of them. so i'm betting we could mow downa wholke bunch.
additionally: Low-Low...ur one funny *** sick lol
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THat is ing funny. But trust me, well traind kids, around 15-20, will get you down quick. When I was attending the Judo, we had a little girl 7 years old , she was daughter of our trainer, and she was REALLY good. I bet 10-15 of them, and you are dead.Don't froget they can pile up.
nonetheless, it is ing funny. ha ha ha ha
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
THat is ing funny. But trust me, well traind kids, around 15-20, will get you down quick. When I was attending the Judo, we had a little girl 7 years old , she was daughter of our trainer, and she was REALLY good. I bet 10-15 of them, and you are dead.Don't froget they can pile up.
nonetheless, it is ing funny. ha ha ha ha
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a but one hit and there all ed....no way in gods green earth would i get taken out buy a bunch of 5 year olds...plus just pick the first one up and take out another 10
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this topic is so gay
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this topic is so gay
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dude, imagine 20 of them surround you and start running around in circles then jumping on top of you before you can even move a muscle to pick one of the lil brats up to throw at the rest of them. THEN...they start kicking you in the nuts and trying to pull your face apart, and poking at you. What are you gonna do then???
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LOL! The second link (bring-it-on) is the funniest in the world
lol, this guy has a lot of time on his hands, sick bastard!
Morgan
Height: 3'6"
Weight: 40 lbs.
Strengths: Deception, Betrayal
Weaknesses: Vanity
RT's Analysis: Morgan poses the first real threat of the pre-K battle royale. Cunning to the end, she's the type of gal that'll ask you to be her boyfriend on the basketball courts during recess, only to humiliate you by writing you off in her Slam Book just an hour later. The best strategy against Morgan is to let her win for a little bit; take a couple of rabid punches and let her think she's got the upper hand. Then, talk to her about how pretty she is and what kind of cereal she likes. Once she gets comfortable, a swift kick to the kneecap will bring her, and her hopes of ballet on the professional stage, tumbling down. you, bitch.
Height: 3'6"
Weight: 40 lbs.
Strengths: Deception, Betrayal
Weaknesses: Vanity
RT's Analysis: Morgan poses the first real threat of the pre-K battle royale. Cunning to the end, she's the type of gal that'll ask you to be her boyfriend on the basketball courts during recess, only to humiliate you by writing you off in her Slam Book just an hour later. The best strategy against Morgan is to let her win for a little bit; take a couple of rabid punches and let her think she's got the upper hand. Then, talk to her about how pretty she is and what kind of cereal she likes. Once she gets comfortable, a swift kick to the kneecap will bring her, and her hopes of ballet on the professional stage, tumbling down. you, bitch.
