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kinda funny
found this on another forum better than project camaro.
jk pc.com owns all
kinds of sex.....
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
Been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
Will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get
Nun In the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front
Of everyone.
jk pc.com owns all
kinds of sex.....
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
Been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
Will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get
Nun In the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front
Of everyone.
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pshhh... old. 
Ill take it one notch up:
Ill take it one notch up:
Types of Sex.
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period;
you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime; even in the kitchen on
the table, etc.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit,
perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you
pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also
called oral sex (by some).
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex This is when
you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the
courtroom.
There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a
month but it's not enough to live on..
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period;
you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime; even in the kitchen on
the table, etc.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit,
perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you
pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also
called oral sex (by some).
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex This is when
you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the
courtroom.
There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a
month but it's not enough to live on..
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