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Old 01-18-2005, 10:16 PM
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Proper Drive-Thru Etiquette


1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways, which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

8. Repeat everything the order taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".

11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

17. One word: Flatulence!

18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:59 PM
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repost, but its okay,

btw, what happened to AIM? youre never on anymore.
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by NoRiceInside
repost, but its okay,

btw, what happened to AIM? youre never on anymore.

I was never on that much ever!

I'm just trying to get some post action in to the Water Cooler here...its been much too quiet.
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:04 PM
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yeah ever since josh and stephs lil escapade
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2. Drive through backwards.
6. Walk through.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

Did all them..... and this on here >13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

well half way we were out havin a good time one night and we got a bunch of chicks to sit on the back of my friends mustang convertable with thier shirts off as we went through burger king.... good times
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by NoRiceInside
yeah ever since josh and stephs lil escapade
what are you talking about?
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:06 PM
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when he wanted her to meet him at a taco bell...haha speakin of fast food. great place for this conversation.
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Originally Posted by NoRiceInside
when he wanted her to meet him at a taco bell...haha speakin of fast food. great place for this conversation.
I still don't understand what that had to do with what I said?
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:11 PM
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well when that thread was goin the WC was hoppin.
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by NoRiceInside
well when that thread was goin the WC was hoppin.
aahh... got it. You reference was too vague. It was pretty busy...what day was it.. Friday, i think, but the past 2-3 days....quiet.
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i always wanted to get my friend to order in spanish, and then when they get an interpreter (if they have one) make the order in english instead. much like one on the list. but i came up with it on my own!
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