ivperformance

another one:

A: How much time do you have?
B: Oh, let's see. Twenty-six months.
A: Twenty-six months? For murder? I must meet your lawyer.

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A: Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter. It only seems like it does.
B: Are you gonna tell Mom that?
A: Yeah.....that's gonna be a tricky one.

voltar

First ones Fight Club

2TONE_93GT

iTrader: (3)

Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.

John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen.

3aXap

this is my *****, this is my gun. one is for shooting, another ones for fun

..77.

Yes , for eg. My uncle said one time that his unit ( light infantry ) was sent in too clean out an area of german soldiers in a town . Their scouts came back an said hey theres like 30 panzers ( heavy german tanks ) under netting along the banks of a little river that runs thru town. We need air support to clear those out before we can go in an kill germans . Higher ups said there is no panzers in the area , go in and clean out town. They wanted the german soldiers cleaned out by next morning , so a supply convoy could go thru area safely. So infantry is sent in and gets like 60 % losses in 24 hrs .
They retreat outta the town and the panzers follow them out into the country side , woods . Higher command , hearing of the losses sends in air support , fighter/bombers cant see any tanks in the town . Cause the tanks and soldiers are 20- 30 miles away chasing the light infantry guys . So they bomb it anyways , return to base. Mission accomplished . Higher ups were pleased that uncles units had cleared the town of the enemy , even tho there units were being chased cross country by a load a german tanks and soldiers.
Now the uncles units , on the run come across british and american heavy infantry units . Who took out after the germans and turned them back the way they came . The germans went right back thru the town , being chased and firing upon the allied convoys as they met them at the town . Yes , you guessed it , the commanders of the units my uncle was with got big time sheyitt for the enemy being in the town after they got praised for clearing them out . My uncle referred to this episode as somewhat normal , and also as fubar . The american soldiers told him they called it snafu when they were in this kinda situation ..77.

mistamoe

"The greatest risk in life is not taking one"

"You come into this world peeing your pants...and you go outta this world ....peeing your pants"

"The only constant is change"

"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man" kayne west

"No one ever acheived anything great by playing it safe"

"Cocaine is one hell of a drug!!!!" Rick James

"Love changes, a thug changes, and best friends become strangers" Nas

I have more juss cant remember them ...i'll post them once i do