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02-03-2005, 05:46 PM
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((Ring)) ((Ring))
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**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But
honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in
the room with Mommy, right now"
***Brief Pause***
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door, and shout
to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into
the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little
girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey? " he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the dresser and now she isn't moving at all! "
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank? "
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back
window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn't know that you took out the water last week
to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think
he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool??
.. . . Is this 555-7039??
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But
honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in
the room with Mommy, right now"
***Brief Pause***
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door, and shout
to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into
the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little
girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey? " he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the dresser and now she isn't moving at all! "
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank? "
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back
window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn't know that you took out the water last week
to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think
he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool??
.. . . Is this 555-7039??
Good one.
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