What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
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I've got a fine sence of humor.... i just didnt get that particular joke. Having a sence of humor also alows me to know whats funny and what isn't. 
I happen to have a child. I love him more than my car... Thats why i wouldn.t 
Originally Posted by dickisgod
Why wouldn't you?
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Originally Posted by dickisgod
**** kids just got no sense of humor....
It's funny, you see, because it's horrible. (sigh)
Should I stick to more acceptable humor like "Mustangs are like tampons" and calvin peeing stickers instead?
It's funny, you see, because it's horrible. (sigh)
Should I stick to more acceptable humor like "Mustangs are like tampons" and calvin peeing stickers instead?
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Originally Posted by Bernotas05
Ok i got a good joke.................
Soooo my girlfriend asked me to take her out somewhere expensive......
Sooo i took her to the gas station..
heh
Soooo my girlfriend asked me to take her out somewhere expensive......
Sooo i took her to the gas station..
heh
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Originally Posted by Alleycatt
so let me get this straight, you're saying that its okay to abuse children?
I dunno, personally, I think the above is funny. Firstly, because I'm obviously not condoning the act. It's monstrous. Who the hell would ever do that? That is why, in my opinion, it's funny. It's so rediculous and terrible that all you can do is laugh. I have a fairly morbid and dark sense of humor, and I don't enjoy fart jokes or 'clever' bumper stickers. I apologize that some people do not share my jokes. It seems I can't post in the watercooler where "Anything goes" without being railed, so I'll stick to posting just about cars. I would hate to think that I might offend anyone with my terrible condoning of child abuse.
From now on, I will have the following precede my posts, even if I do belive them to be completely innocent.
In the immortal words of Jello Biafra:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the disclaimer. That's right, the disclaimer. This American apple pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from this album that might actually make you think and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. So protect your family, this album contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, Do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.
Hopefully, that should clear up any confusion that may arise. And again, I apologize for my views not mirroring your own.
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Originally Posted by Bernotas05
Ok i got a good joke.................
Soooo my girlfriend asked me to take her out somewhere expensive......
Sooo i took her to the gas station..
heh
Soooo my girlfriend asked me to take her out somewhere expensive......
Sooo i took her to the gas station..
heh
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Originally Posted by dickisgod
No, I'm clearly not. I'm saying that it's fun to jump on babies. I never said it was right to do, I just said it's something that's fun. Just like, say, speeding. I love speeding, but I know that it's wrong. It's just a matter of scale.
I dunno, personally, I think the above is funny. Firstly, because I'm obviously not condoning the act. It's monstrous. Who the hell would ever do that? That is why, in my opinion, it's funny. It's so rediculous and terrible that all you can do is laugh. I have a fairly morbid and dark sense of humor, and I don't enjoy fart jokes or 'clever' bumper stickers. I apologize that some people do not share my jokes. It seems I can't post in the watercooler where "Anything goes" without being railed, so I'll stick to posting just about cars. I would hate to think that I might offend anyone with my terrible condoning of child abuse.
From now on, I will have the following precede my posts, even if I do belive them to be completely innocent.
In the immortal words of Jello Biafra:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the disclaimer. That's right, the disclaimer. This American apple pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from this album that might actually make you think and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. So protect your family, this album contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, Do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.
Hopefully, that should clear up any confusion that may arise. And again, I apologize for my views not mirroring your own.
I dunno, personally, I think the above is funny. Firstly, because I'm obviously not condoning the act. It's monstrous. Who the hell would ever do that? That is why, in my opinion, it's funny. It's so rediculous and terrible that all you can do is laugh. I have a fairly morbid and dark sense of humor, and I don't enjoy fart jokes or 'clever' bumper stickers. I apologize that some people do not share my jokes. It seems I can't post in the watercooler where "Anything goes" without being railed, so I'll stick to posting just about cars. I would hate to think that I might offend anyone with my terrible condoning of child abuse.
From now on, I will have the following precede my posts, even if I do belive them to be completely innocent.
In the immortal words of Jello Biafra:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the disclaimer. That's right, the disclaimer. This American apple pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from this album that might actually make you think and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. So protect your family, this album contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, Do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.
Hopefully, that should clear up any confusion that may arise. And again, I apologize for my views not mirroring your own.
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Originally Posted by dickisgod
Child abuse is always funny. But, I must bring up the point that jumping on a baby (with boots or without) would probably kill it. So, I think we're looking more at homocide.
