my little harassment story
 

one particular incident involved myself and a good friend of mine who was moving from our former home Fort McMurray Alberta back to Newfoundland. Silly me I decided to take him to my real western home town and made the even larger mistake of dropping my clutch a little hard backing out of a parking space on the main St. of town. Well Sgt.LimeyDick (He was English. Get that. An English RCMP..WOo Hoo) pulled me and my little buddy ( 5'1) out of the car and cuffed him and put both of us in the back of his Friggen Suburban which he had oh so nicely parked across half of the main St. of a town of 3500 people with the cherries flashing.

We told him there was about 3 grams of weed in the console and a couple of pipes (trying to be honest, to avoid the whole search to begin with). He then dragged all of my friends worldly possessions out of the car and rifled through it.
My friend had a glass bong a small dope tin and a bud buster. Bit by bit as Constipated dickhead pulled stuff out he found the paraphernalia and other stuff every time pausing to shake his head at us and swear at us for not telling the truth. The truth being that in our then current state of stonedness we honestly forgot about some of the paraphernalia. So after about 20 minutes of public humiliation his wife pulls up in her Mercedes and has a little chat with him about the bust. He held the bong up for her to inspect and they turned and laughed at us, she smelled the pot and chuckled at our misfortune.

So the scene is set he has us on paraphernalia charges, possession yada yada yada and its time to talk to us. He pulls my little buddy steve out of the Suburban and gives him the pat down including a double nut tap! He then gives him a stern lecture and re-cuffs Steve and puts him back in the truck. He then pulls me and looks me from head to toe and says and I quote " Youre a big fella aren't ya. He never got within 5 feet of me the whole time except to get my licence. The little bitch didn't even try to cuff me. he gave me the run down on how I could be busted for stunting, noise, care adn control, dangerous driving, Having 2 federal I.D's(Im Bi-provincial and apparently its a 1250$ fine) and once again yada yada yada. Then the kicker, the proverbial icing on the big Mofo of a cake, he leaned in close and told me that if I ever lied to him again he be happy to take me out back and give me an ass kickin.

That was the single hardest hting I have ever had to swallow in my life, I am a non-violent individual with a penchant for MMA and a serious desire to be the master of my own domain. I swallowed though, I swallowed my pride and my dignity for the sake of my virginity. All in all, it amounted to nothing but my bud losing his stuff and me forever looking for an off duty cop with a big mouth.


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stop smoking drugs and driving you douche.

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step up or step off dickhead
 

I'm an idiot who posts threats on an open forum.

When you posted your tale of personal stupidity out onto a public internet forum, you made "your business" everyone else's business to mind as well. That cop was the only good guy in your entire miserable tale.

And if someone does need to die because of your stupidity, hopefully it's only you and nobody else. :smilie_d0

gldwngr, so I suppose you agree with that kind of police behavior?

Just so everyone understands...
 

This is a story of police stupidity.. Cops sucks. They are 98% power hungry asswipes. I could have destroyed him in 5 seconds, he knew that.. he had to get his little tiny cop revenge the only way he could... I would also like to point out that I have been high and driving 100% of the time since I was 14 and got my learners out west, I have never had an accident nor a ticket. The only reason I posted this old piece of story was to get my posts up to ten so I could list my car for sale. I know Im right and you cop loving jerkoffs aren't

hahaha!
 

This is one truly funny story, point benig here that ive been in the same scenario tons of times, but never got searched. Driving high is completely fine because your more mellowed out and you feel no need to swerve, speed, or pass cars. We gothe speed of traffic and mind our own business. As for the cop in your story bro, those are the dick cops out there who have got no other things to do.

your lucky you got out of that whole mess without a charge.

Keep smokin the herb dude!

btw, what type of mma do you do.

Bigfoot: I'm glad your not in Ontario driving the same roads I do...The only stupid thing the cop did was let you go.

Aftershok: weed doesn't make anyone a wreckless driver because it mellows you out? Alot of sh*t I see happening around me on the road is caused by other stupid drivers. I drive alot & I have to react quickly alot of times because of other people's mistakes. Let's see how quickly you react when your all mellowed out and you get cut off and end up with half your car in another guys trunk....

there's alot of stupid statements made here man...It's funny sometimes to think that there's actually real people thinking this stuff with real brains...

...and "mellowed" brains at that :smokin:

I dont no why people give a about other people burning and driving.. sure if its ur first time blazing and u drive it could be bad news.. but this talk about cops getting weed breathalizers is retarded, why dont they stick to catching people drinking and driving !

fakin pigs

for stupid ****s like yourselves....

you are impaired... learn how to deal with life without a drug you useless fag. :thumbsdow

Dont hate on the chronic, the chronic is innocent and always good.

Hey 2pac you think your a gangsta, come to chester lea in rexdale and talk lip with the cops there.:smilie_da , by the way your a moron........ time to grow up:loser:


i'll just drive around with a 26'r in me, oh wait its the same thing? I sware to god how is the human population going to survive with all these morons......:dunno:

Turbocivic, u from Rexdale? me too man. I lived there 20 years...
I'd love to see this fool run around there and watch when the guys at 23 division put hands on him...