You know you're an idiot when..
06-15-2007, 12:03 PM
#168
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Customer: What is the international calling rates?
Me: To Phillipines it's 27 cents to a cell phone, and 23 cents to a landline.
Customer: How is that possible?
Me: How is what possible?
Customer: How can I call from my cell phone and my landline?
Me: (Literally) ........What?
Customer: You just said it's 27 cents whether I call from my cell phone or my landline.
Me: No I didn't, it's FROM cell phone, TO a landline in Phillipines.
Customer: So it'll cost me 27 cents and my family over ther 27 cents.
*Key note: At this point my co-worker has her jaw dropped*
Me: No no, YOU are getting charged the 27 cents when you call TO the Phillipines at their house......
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(Same customer)
Me: You have a past due balance of 257.52. You need to pay that off so we can proceed. System won't let me do anything unless it's paid.
Her: Okay, I give you 150 then.
Me: Um... the total past due is 257.52 though...
Her: I have until July 6th to pay the rest off.
Me: I know you do, that's when the next bill is due. But this is the current PAST due that has to be paid......
Her: But they told me until the 6th.
Me: Yes for the next bill....
Her: You guys just want my money......
(In my head, OMG SHOOT ME)
Me: To Phillipines it's 27 cents to a cell phone, and 23 cents to a landline.
Customer: How is that possible?
Me: How is what possible?
Customer: How can I call from my cell phone and my landline?
Me: (Literally) ........What?
Customer: You just said it's 27 cents whether I call from my cell phone or my landline.
Me: No I didn't, it's FROM cell phone, TO a landline in Phillipines.
Customer: So it'll cost me 27 cents and my family over ther 27 cents.
*Key note: At this point my co-worker has her jaw dropped*
Me: No no, YOU are getting charged the 27 cents when you call TO the Phillipines at their house......
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(Same customer)
Me: You have a past due balance of 257.52. You need to pay that off so we can proceed. System won't let me do anything unless it's paid.
Her: Okay, I give you 150 then.
Me: Um... the total past due is 257.52 though...
Her: I have until July 6th to pay the rest off.
Me: I know you do, that's when the next bill is due. But this is the current PAST due that has to be paid......
Her: But they told me until the 6th.
Me: Yes for the next bill....
Her: You guys just want my money......
(In my head, OMG SHOOT ME)
06-15-2007, 12:29 PM
#170
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This is a great day for this thread to come to the top too, because i've got something that happened today that I must add.
Guy comes in with a '97 cobra svt, it has gauges on the inside, BBS wheels (that look sexy I must say) and some other random things. Well, he says its making a belt noise and he wants us to put a belt on for it, and check the rear diffy fluid.
No biggie right? Well, the customer has the belt in hand that he purchased at a local auto parts store, hands it to me, and says I quote 'I hope this is the damn right one, the idiots over at autozone kept saying they couldnt find supercharged cobra on the list' he proceeds to laugh. And I just stare at him. I calmly say, "Cobras didnt come factory supercharged until 2003". He stopped laughing and looks at me, I said "Unless you supercharged it, this car is not supercharged, its just a cobra DOHC." He proceeds to proclaim that it is, and I pop the hood and ask him to point it out to me, and he proceeds to point out the upper intake.
At this point I give up on trying to tell him differently, and hop in the car and pull it into the bay, and order the correct belt.
Guy comes in with a '97 cobra svt, it has gauges on the inside, BBS wheels (that look sexy I must say) and some other random things. Well, he says its making a belt noise and he wants us to put a belt on for it, and check the rear diffy fluid.
No biggie right? Well, the customer has the belt in hand that he purchased at a local auto parts store, hands it to me, and says I quote 'I hope this is the damn right one, the idiots over at autozone kept saying they couldnt find supercharged cobra on the list' he proceeds to laugh. And I just stare at him. I calmly say, "Cobras didnt come factory supercharged until 2003". He stopped laughing and looks at me, I said "Unless you supercharged it, this car is not supercharged, its just a cobra DOHC." He proceeds to proclaim that it is, and I pop the hood and ask him to point it out to me, and he proceeds to point out the upper intake.
At this point I give up on trying to tell him differently, and hop in the car and pull it into the bay, and order the correct belt.
06-15-2007, 12:52 PM
#172
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Yesterday I was at the 7eleven and I bought some **** yah know so I go up to pay for it using my handy visa card. The guy behind the register asks me "credit or debit" *pauses for a second* Then says ohh yea our debit is broke then asks me again "so credit or debit" ...... Huh? credit..... The guy was a clueless.
06-15-2007, 02:32 PM
#175
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People can be sooooo stupid! Especially when they have no clue what they're talking about, but they will ****** argue all day about you're wrong and they're right. I work at Radioshack in a very small town so I get my share of jack***es, but the ones I love the most are the ppl who come in looking to pick a fight over something by asking questions about something they have a PhD in, and if you don't have the most technical answer they wanna ***** all day about how we should be trained better. I just wanna look at one of em and say,"When I was hired here I received no formal training whatsoever...none. I try to answer questions to the best of my ability, but since I am just in high school I apologize if my knowledge of the subject isn't quite as expansive as yours, since you a doctrine."
06-15-2007, 05:31 PM
#176
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Originally Posted by Phate
This is a great day for this thread to come to the top too, because i've got something that happened today that I must add.
Guy comes in with a '97 cobra svt, it has gauges on the inside, BBS wheels (that look sexy I must say) and some other random things. Well, he says its making a belt noise and he wants us to put a belt on for it, and check the rear diffy fluid.
No biggie right? Well, the customer has the belt in hand that he purchased at a local auto parts store, hands it to me, and says I quote 'I hope this is the damn right one, the idiots over at autozone kept saying they couldnt find supercharged cobra on the list' he proceeds to laugh. And I just stare at him. I calmly say, "Cobras didnt come factory supercharged until 2003". He stopped laughing and looks at me, I said "Unless you supercharged it, this car is not supercharged, its just a cobra DOHC." He proceeds to proclaim that it is, and I pop the hood and ask him to point it out to me, and he proceeds to point out the upper intake.
At this point I give up on trying to tell him differently, and hop in the car and pull it into the bay, and order the correct belt.
Guy comes in with a '97 cobra svt, it has gauges on the inside, BBS wheels (that look sexy I must say) and some other random things. Well, he says its making a belt noise and he wants us to put a belt on for it, and check the rear diffy fluid.
No biggie right? Well, the customer has the belt in hand that he purchased at a local auto parts store, hands it to me, and says I quote 'I hope this is the damn right one, the idiots over at autozone kept saying they couldnt find supercharged cobra on the list' he proceeds to laugh. And I just stare at him. I calmly say, "Cobras didnt come factory supercharged until 2003". He stopped laughing and looks at me, I said "Unless you supercharged it, this car is not supercharged, its just a cobra DOHC." He proceeds to proclaim that it is, and I pop the hood and ask him to point it out to me, and he proceeds to point out the upper intake.
At this point I give up on trying to tell him differently, and hop in the car and pull it into the bay, and order the correct belt.
06-15-2007, 07:02 PM
#177
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I'll just quote, this one doesn't need any explanation:
"I want to get my daughter a cell phone, but I don't want her to be able to receive or make any calls with it. What do you have?"
*Side note: No, I didn't make the sale............*
"I want to get my daughter a cell phone, but I don't want her to be able to receive or make any calls with it. What do you have?"
*Side note: No, I didn't make the sale............*
06-15-2007, 09:35 PM
#179
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Originally Posted by squirrelishere
I'll just quote, this one doesn't need any explanation:
"I want to get my daughter a cell phone, but I don't want her to be able to receive or make any calls with it. What do you have?"
*Side note: No, I didn't make the sale............*
"I want to get my daughter a cell phone, but I don't want her to be able to receive or make any calls with it. What do you have?"
*Side note: No, I didn't make the sale............*
