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Old 03-31-2007, 12:36 AM
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paar...you and i would have more **** to post from one hour of GS that this forum could hold lol
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Old 03-31-2007, 12:53 PM
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Hey, no messing with my Z Paar! I'm at work today, so let's see what stories unfold today. =p
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:08 PM
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I almost went through my day today without retards.

The first thing I noticed was.. we had a meeting at BB and there was some feedback on the back from people who actually write in about geek quick... and one guy said, and I quote "They need to educate there repair people"

... Really? Educate yourself out of 1st grade plzkthx

Second... I was driving home, and it started raining... and people slow down from 70 to 30... wtf are people that afraid of.
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Old 03-31-2007, 06:20 PM
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Lady:"I'm eligible for an upgrade, what phone do I get?"

Me:" You don't get a phone. You get discounts on any phone in the store."

"Like which one?"

"Any... phone in the store."

*customer looks to the right(my left)*
Side note: To my left, there are 4 phones. To my right are the rest of our 10+ phones.

"Is that all the phones you got? That's not a lot. I thought Cingular would have more phones."

"There's more to my right.............."
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Old 03-31-2007, 07:21 PM
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lool omg dude.. you get the funs ones everyday!
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Old 04-01-2007, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by paarman97maro
Second... I was driving home, and it started raining... and people slow down from 70 to 30... wtf are people that afraid of.
Depends, how badly was it raining? Any chance of hydroplaning?
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Old 04-01-2007, 09:12 PM
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Sorry, no stories today. They were all pretty smart today. 7 sales, can't complain. =)
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:22 PM
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I was in Red Deer this weekend (an hour north of Calgary) and oh good god, the waitress at Sam's Cafe South was amazingly hot.

Having said that, I have no human stupidity to report. Except that my buddy Sheldon has no idea how to pick up girls.
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Old 04-02-2007, 12:50 AM
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okay so lady at perkins was ringing up our totals

i say : "I had two appetizers and a pop"

she responds : "that will be 22 dollars"

i say : "not hardly"

she goes gets her manager and says" he said he had one of the chickens and the mozzarella sticks so i gave him both the chickens and the sticks.

after this the manager told her to leave and go seat some more people

retards should not be allowed to work in the wee hours of the morning
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Old 04-02-2007, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ITSA6
okay so lady at perkins was ringing up our totals

i say : "I had two appetizers and a pop"

she responds : "that will be 22 dollars"

i say : "not hardly"

she goes gets her manager and says" he said he had one of the chickens and the mozzarella sticks so i gave him both the chickens and the sticks.

after this the manager told her to leave and go seat some more people

retards should not be allowed to work in the wee hours of the morning
What kind of retard answer is "not hardly"? You mean "not likely"?
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Old 04-02-2007, 01:38 AM
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yeah i dont get that story at all... haha
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by TorqueDog
What kind of retard answer is "not hardly"? You mean "not likely"?

I am only in high school you can't expect to much from public schooling now can you?
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Old 04-02-2007, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ITSA6
I am only in high school you can't expect to much from public schooling now can you?
*sigh* Kids these days. [shakes fist and slams walker on the floor]
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Wow, not even 20 minutes since we open the store and we have one today.

A lady comes in to return a phone because she wants a different one. The store she originally got it at didn't have the one she wanted. So she called up customer care and asked if they could send her the one she wants as long as she returns the current one. I then proceed to ask her what phone she wanted. She tells me........ So I tell her that WE have it in stock and we can do it in store. She comes up with the best excuse not to do it:

"I'll just call Customer Care back and they'll ship it to me. I don't want to wait for it longer."

O_o..........
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