Who said that's all I had. Dummy...

I declined your offer, and gave you 5 car's. Still waiting for your reply riceboy.

Wow, you must really be worried if you have to take time out of your little schedule to find the stats on my supercharger.

Come on mouse, meet us tonight. I'll pay for your gas.lol

Fartcans....
http://www.ricedrides.com/index.php?content=howtorice2

I'll do it up anywhere in the GTA, be sure to bring your camera.

Please do explain how u get 680whp, or put up a dyno sheet aleast. Until then :STFU:

At this point I'm almost ready to go to the track, but I'm sure you'd just waste my time. Aside from that, I don't have an external kill switch for my battery or a roll cage so they might not even allow me to run. Since your such a regular at the track, go ahead and post some time slips......I'm sure you won't.

I'm finished wasting my time with you, as I've already exposed you for the liar you are. I'm you want to run me PM me, otherwise :STFU:

Have a nice day chicken....:lol_hitti

I just love how u never touch that 680whp question

:tool: :tool: :CALLIN: :CALLIN: I told you dumb, dumb, Supercharger isn't the only thing that I have in my car. Do I have to type bigger letters for you.

Please bring your little FARTCAN out to play with the big boys tonight.

Riceboy!

Pretty self explanitory with any sort of comprehension skills. And don't worry about the bigger letters, how about putting those letters together to form words and answering me on how your think you have 680whp, which for the record is damn close to 800hp. Feel free to PM if you really want to run, or you can continue to blow hot air in here and let everyone see how retarded u sound.

Like I said.
The invitation still stands. But your worried about driving two hours, no wait, ah I can see how it would take you two hours to get there. You only have 4 cylinders .:lol_hitti :lol_hitti

Take your head out of your A$$ and be a man.

Meet me tonight.
Riceboy!!:loser:

You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.
Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque.
17" rims up front, 13" out back on your FWD.
You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.
You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission
DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for.
Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.
Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won't fit in the wheel well going in from the side.
The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...
Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1."
Your paint job is from the WRONG end of the color spectrum.
You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.
You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.
You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.
Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "SPYDER" emblem on the rear...
Your sum knowledge of suspension is: "the more negative camber, the better the handling."
You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.
Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light...
The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.
You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!
You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.
You install clear corner and brake lights.
You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses.
You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over.
You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match
If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.
if you can fit fist **** your exhaust tip
You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!
If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.
Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.
EVERY car in your class has a turbo pushing double digits worth of boost.
You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang
You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger system.
You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette.
The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile.
If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.
You think the Del Sol is a sports car...
A torque converter does NOTHING for your car.
You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance
If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque
If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP.
If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.
If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T.
Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive (the first sign of mental retardation, wearing your clothes backwards... BE).
You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...
If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame.
If you think the Fugees are 'speed' music.
MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.
Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.
Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes ("Hey, one for each cylinder!")
The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.
If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.
If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape.
If you think that 180 horsepower and 185 lb/ft of torque are impressive for a ‘mildly’ modified engine.
If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.
You think pushrods are a bad thing…
Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds.
Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tec or a TYPE-R.
You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc.
If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track…
You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that every time you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.
You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.
If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading.
You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.
If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand
If you've ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter...
If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata…
If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...
If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club...
You put Kanji on your Ford ZX2, Ford Probe, or Mercury Cougar ...
You own a "TYPE-R" Hyundai or Mazda.
You couldn't afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and it's peeling. Badly.
You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.
You own a V-TEC Hyundai or Mazda (especially a V-TEC rotary engined Mazda RX-7)
You have neon INSIDE your car or in your ENGINE compartment
You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.
If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop at WOT.
You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool
You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible
If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-po calipers
If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators
You have a front wing.
If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers
If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™
If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool
If you think colored head lights work better
Clear tail lights and turn signals. They’re colored for a REASON!
If you take mom's 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it
You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch
You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him.
You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.
You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice..
Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.
after losing you flip your opponent off... rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner.
Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your "driving skills."
you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate."
Your idea of aiming a handgun is raising your arm over your head, pointing the gun away from you, and then just letting your wrist fall to the side to where the gun is almost sideways ...
drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents.
You can relate to every line of the song "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by the Offspring
you take offense when I say.. "your sister is like your car.. small, tight and hard to get into."
You are a skinny, backwards hat wearing, dog chain wallet, 2 ft wide pants leg, Limp Bizkit looking white boy fag with a badly applied peroxide hair color treatment and temporary rub-on tattoos!

--------------------------------------------------- The following submissions to the list are from Chris (GreenMitsuE1)------------

You've spent more on graphics and decals than you have in gas, for the whole year

You sound like you're going 90, but you're creeping past 25

You upgraded to the "big bore" 2 inch exhaust

You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit

Your wing is so large that if you go faster than 65, your bumper drags

You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

Yugo's give you a run for the money

You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint

15's are considered HUGE rims

You can reach back and defrost the rear window by hand

You will race anyone, anytime, and already know that you will lose

You think Moby is one of the greatest composers of our time

You spend all your money pimping it out because spending money to make it faster is a waste

Your little sister is the only one impressed with your car

When you win a race, you don't really win, it's just that the other guy felt soooo sorry for you

You think your mom's Corolla is fast

The cross section of your exhaust tip is bigger than the contact patch of your tires

Your aftermarket tach is bigger than your fist

You bought the big ass tach to try to scare off the fast cars

But all it does is let people know how hard you have to push it to exceed the legal speed limit

You rev on school busses

Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs

You buy and install custom rims a pair at a time

YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!!!

You've entered a 12 step program called "How to come to terms with your limitations"

The bill of your hat gets caught when you roll the window up

You really want to kick my ass right now

You cut 2" holes in your rear bumper and don't know what they're for

You cut 2" holes in your rear bumper and DO know what they're for

You go to the auto paint store and pick out the most retina burning color you can find

You buy race gas to drop you from 17.02 to 16.9 in the quarter, and then tell all your friends how fast you went

You add a second battery to power all the neon, and the mini disco ball

You add a wing on TOP of your car, 'cause wagons need down force too

You've ever painted bare, raw fiberglass black and said "Look! It's just like carbon fiber!"

You get pimped out props from the mini truck crowd

You still only get dates from high school girls

You actually own a pair of light up glasses from Checker Auto

When you install your super phat wing, you put the pointy ends up

You purchase and install a body kit, one piece at a time

You saw the "Rice Boy" magazine in the back of Sport Compact, and inquired about a subscription

Your brother is pissed cause you stole the muffler off his dirt bike (it was a direct fit!)

Your dad is worried cause you bought a car with less displacement than his lawnmower

:lame:

its nice to see that your avoiding that 680whp yet once again! :dunno:

Meet me and you will understand a little more clearly what I have, and what I run.

You seem a little pissed off. I think your cylinder envy eh..:lol_hitti :smilie_da

:lol_hitti :lol_hitti

LMFAO @ cylinder envy. When your making more than 125hp / piston then come back and talk to me :lol_hitti cylinder envy, that was hilarious.

Let just say you are making 680whp, thats only 85hp/ piston. Looks like your a lil short on HP/piston :loser:

Not to mention your cars the same weight as a small school bus :retard:

Personally, I'm not buying his 680 rwhp either.

agreed.... 680whp should have bragging rights.... time slips!

one thing... the picture with the rear end of your car doesnt mean you have 680whp..... and honestly, a nice race at the track would be cool, cuze then all factors there are equal, and no worries either of you will kill someone

chargers are sweet cars that can be made very fast
is yours fast prolly not. your most likely some 16 year old boy who just got his license and dreams one day when he gets his G2 daddy will let him drive the charger.

i find it really hard to believe that he is making that much power with stock exhaust...

its pretty obvious that he's a loser, and if he races DSMonster he will lose big time. that pic of his rear end is the worst pic ever. and that stupid list just shows what an idiot he is.

Reso's are on but no stock here my friend!!

so why are there stock mufflers in that pic? lets see some more pics...

loser? idiot?
Wow,

Strong words.

What car do you drive sally? Another weedeater...:lol_hitti

There not mufflers,there Resonators. Muffler was mid center of my car before I did the exhaust.

Do you know the difference between Reso's and Mufflers.lol

do you know the difference between your made up car and a plank of cedar.lol

Looks like you ricers like to stick together eh!!!

Get a job so you can afford a real car!!

Keep modding your little fartcans.

Oh yea,
Do you really think your cars sound good. Holly %$#@, Do you have any idea how stupid your little fart cans sound?

"American muscle is where it's at ricboys"!

Oh another smart $#@!

You stick together like sticky rice..:lol_hitti :lol_hitti :loser: :veryhappy

Ok buddy....you sure are cool! I found some pics that YOU posted here of your alledged 680whp beast
http://www.gtcars.ca/online/automoti...-rides-17.html


Looks like your missing a supercharger, well any mods for that matter :loser:

:owned:

I for one am certainly no ricer, and I am with the others in here, I'm not buyin' what you're selling. Lets see some pictures with the supercharger, or any other pictures, ones you didn't find on the web. I know I have tons of pictures of my car, most car guys take lots of their babies when they are new, so it should be easy for you, right?

I know hemi's are great engines 'n all, but I don't think you even have a Charger at all, I think you're about 16.

I have been known to be wrong, just not that often.

If by chance you DO have this alleged car, and it has 680hp, to the wheels, I will be the first to buy you a beer.

AHAHAH canadian charger u just slammed yourself by posting that up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Old pics lady's!!

Thoes are pics just after I bought my beast.

Dont worry lady's, I'll post some pics when I get back into town.

Where are you guy's meeting. I just want to make sure there are no cops around!!

That's a pic after I just bought my baby.

Man that's a nice pic of her though eh. Look at that HEMI dude.

I know you cant afford to even come close to seeing one in person Dick $#@K! :lol_hitti :lol_hitti :loser: :loser:

You keep ricing out your little weedeater.hahahahahha

Here you go lady's...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDVp1jygoI
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You illiterate fool, its LADIES, learn how to spell the word at least since you like to use it so much.

Now now,

I'm French and working on my English so be nice..

i think that if you're gunna talk this much , get called out and not run, then you should be banned.

naaaaah, they shouldnt ban him this is way too entertaining.

WOW u fool
what are we gonna tell from that bullshit video
all i saw is how slow your car is

thats it?:smilie_d0 :smilie_d0 :smilie_d0

Well now we've figured out why your such a f ucking knob...

canadiancharger=strokerace.

Your an idiot and u have no sense u don't have to beleave the story thats ur choice but for u to say a civic is not a quality car makes u sound like a fukking idiot just because there not expensive doesen't mean there not quality you get what u pay for and a civic is a very good car for the money and people buy civics because there a light weight car that can hold bigger engines there for makes them really fast so go do your research before u come on this site talking u don't kno and getting ur information from fast and the furious movies don't count

i dont' know why anyone bothers with the 16 yr old
He wouldn't have to reply to everyone with words saying "Riceboy" and "weedeater" if he simply had the supercharger, cuase then he'd just post pics of it and end of discussion


EVEN IF HE HAD IT THOUGH
He still doesn't have enough
but if he did atleast he'd have a lil bit of credibility

QWKENF

I bought a ****in civic because I wanted one..by choice! you tool.

Great reliable car and can't beat the value.

Not saying all people are stupid on here..but ive never seen so much stupidity in my life then on this forum. Some people need to grow the **** up. Stop complaining and making up BS stories. post pics, time slips, take it to the track, cant argue if you do those things because it's facts that way.

Just about EVERY thread I read..someone stupid makes a smartass statement and it just grows from there. Thumbs up for the people who actually are car enthusiasts on here.

I think that sums it all up pretty well.

and yea, even if he does have the supercharger he doesnt have have a chance against DSMonster, he should really read up on what a 450AWHP talon would to his heavyass car out of the hole.

Drama to the Max.....
i say this in almost every thread, it should be really shut down.
Im a DSM fan my self, but my girlfreind drives a crx, and theres nothing wrong with it. its such a small car and dosent need much power to get it moving quick,same gose with a civic, if you would do the math and figure out power to weight ratios on a built civic, and a built mustang or charger, it would equal out to be pretty even. its always easy to talk. but until your on the track/street to prove it ,it means nothing. so sattle up and get out there, dont forget pictures/videos!
Marko

Not to add fuel to the fire, but Talons are NOT light cars, specially the AWD. I had a 91, I loved it back then. They can be made to go REAL quick tho. Had one surprise me with the vette once, tore me off the line. Caught him really quick tho.