Kill Stories Talk about a win or a loss.

Some fat guy...

Old 08-21-2007, 02:32 PM
  #1  
Experienced GTcars Poster
Thread Starter
 
TorqueDog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 1,608
Rep Power: 567
TorqueDog street rep is low. keep going
Some fat guy...

It was 7:40 am. A crisp August morning.

I was making my way to the local Tim Hortons to get myself a donut and a coffee before work. In the distance, I could see something lumbering in my general direction... a fat guy. And he had only one thought on his mind... the LAST - CHOCOLATE - DIP - DONUT.

Barrelling like a freight train, the Tim Hortons was at our mid-point. With my relaxed gait towards the door, and his labored waddling, he was gaining speed, and bound to beat me there.

I braced myself and took off, my Dockers gripping the pavement like Mickey Thompson drags on a Chevelle, my tie fluttering above my shoulder. The fat man saw and started to run faster, he let go of his briefcase to gain extra speed. We got closer, and closer to the door. Suddenly I yelled "Look, free ice cream!" The fat man stopped and turned around "Where?" BAM! A cyclist ran into him.

I proceeded into the Tim Horton's line, and ordered the last Chocolate Dip donut and a large coffee, black. The fat man lumbered in to see his beloved chocolate dip getting a bite taken out of it by me. Defeated, he ordered a low-fat yougurt in preparation for the next time a chocolate dip was on the line.



That's my kill this week. There's no racing going on when you drive a 4x4.
TorqueDog is offline  
Old 08-21-2007, 02:36 PM
  #2  
GTcars - Post God !
 
Adric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI / Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 4,556
Rep Power: 611
Adric street rep is low. keep going
lmao.. you serious he droped his breifcase thats hilarious.
Adric is offline  
Old 08-21-2007, 02:47 PM
  #3  
GTcars - Post God !
 
98CamaroZ28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: WA
Posts: 3,408
Rep Power: 535
98CamaroZ28 street rep is low. keep going
ahahah best story of racing ever!
98CamaroZ28 is offline  
Old 08-21-2007, 03:03 PM
  #4  
GTcars Regular
 
whitecamaro96's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: missouri
Posts: 1,037
Rep Power: 466
whitecamaro96 street rep is low. keep going
lmao that is awsome i can jsut picture a fat guy dropping every thing and haulin *** to the doughnut store to beat you for a doughnut lol
whitecamaro96 is offline  
Old 08-21-2007, 06:30 PM
  #5  
GTcars - Post God !
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Saraland AL
Posts: 15,868
Rep Power: 876
archemedes street rep is low. keep going
lmao that is great. I want a tim horton's doughnut, and capuccino
archemedes is offline  
Old 08-22-2007, 08:44 AM
  #6  
GTcars - Post God !
 
ITSA6's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: IOWA!!!
Posts: 4,499
Rep Power: 572
ITSA6 street rep is low. keep going
tim hortons.....yum
ITSA6 is offline  
Old 08-22-2007, 11:30 AM
  #7  
~~~ SITE SPONSOR ~~~
 
blue89vert's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: northwest IN
Posts: 6,374
Rep Power: 626
blue89vert street rep is low. keep going
hahahaha thats too funny
blue89vert is offline  
Old 08-22-2007, 12:29 PM
  #8  
Experienced GTcars Poster
 
XJonesyX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NW Indiana
Posts: 2,153
Rep Power: 590
XJonesyX street rep is low. keep going
lol.....but how did you and the fat guy know it was the last one if you were both outside of the building?
XJonesyX is offline  
Old 08-22-2007, 02:01 PM
  #9  
Experienced GTcars Poster
Thread Starter
 
TorqueDog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 1,608
Rep Power: 567
TorqueDog street rep is low. keep going
Instinct, my friend.
TorqueDog is offline  
Old 08-22-2007, 05:31 PM
  #10  
Experienced GTcars Poster
 
XJonesyX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NW Indiana
Posts: 2,153
Rep Power: 590
XJonesyX street rep is low. keep going
Originally Posted by TorqueDog
Instinct, my friend.
ok
XJonesyX is offline  
Old 08-22-2007, 05:47 PM
  #11  
Experienced GTcars Poster
Thread Starter
 
TorqueDog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 1,608
Rep Power: 567
TorqueDog street rep is low. keep going
It's a stupid story, what do you expect? Some sense to be made of all this??
TorqueDog is offline  
Old 08-22-2007, 07:19 PM
  #12  
GTcars - Post God !
 
Bernotas05's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 7,679
Rep Power: 685
Bernotas05 street rep is low. keep going
Damn i want some doughnuts
Bernotas05 is offline  
Old 08-23-2007, 03:06 PM
  #13  
Experienced GTcars Poster
Thread Starter
 
TorqueDog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 1,608
Rep Power: 567
TorqueDog street rep is low. keep going
Originally Posted by Bernotas05
Damn i want some doughnuts
What the hell are you doing spelling "doughnuts" correctly? I specifically spelled them "donuts" for you American bastards!

That's it, I'm not converting all my posts from the metric system to imperial measurements for you guys anymore.
TorqueDog is offline  
Old 08-23-2007, 04:14 PM
  #14  
GTcars Regular
 
whitecamaro96's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: missouri
Posts: 1,037
Rep Power: 466
whitecamaro96 street rep is low. keep going
lmao
whitecamaro96 is offline  
Old 08-23-2007, 10:12 PM
  #15  
GTcars - Post God !
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Saraland AL
Posts: 15,868
Rep Power: 876
archemedes street rep is low. keep going
Originally Posted by TorqueDog
What the hell are you doing spelling "doughnuts" correctly? I specifically spelled them "donuts" for you American bastards!

That's it, I'm not converting all my posts from the metric system to imperial measurements for you guys anymore.
remember I grew up in South Canada (aka Michigan)
archemedes is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread
Quick Reply: Some fat guy...


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

© 2019 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.
Page generated in 0.13029 seconds with 24 queries