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Old Jun 17, 2007 | 11:32 PM
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its ok, today on the high way i was merging and went to go to the far left lane and a red lifted truck cut into the lane and was flooring it and I almost slammed into his side, thats the first time thats ever happend, I didnt see him cut into the lane because of my blind spot...man that sucked.
Old Jun 18, 2007 | 02:18 AM
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Haha...same thing happened to me last weekend when I was leaving ATL except it was a Cadillac instead of a red truck...blind spots suck ***
Old Jun 18, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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I was 20 Feet from being under a Set of street lights. I was doing 20 in a 25 and there was a Cop sitting at the left of me at his red light, and that light turned yellow and then Slammed right after to Red. I was like WTF!! and hit the brakes, I Had a few inches of snow with a Good Strong coating of Ice covering the snow. and it all slid off the roof and hood into the intersection... I was like S***!! the cop sat there after his light turned green for a good minute. i was waiting for him to come over and ask me to remove the Snow and ice. But he pulled out very slowly and them my light turned green. I Must admit i was a bit scared..
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 02:52 PM
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"How do I check the voice mail?"

"Press and Hold down the '1' button until it shows 'Calling voicemail'".

"Where is that?"

"......Where it says 1..."



EDIT: And yes, I'm bringing this back cuz too many idiot customers lately, and you guys need a laugh every now and then..
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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lol.. damn ive compiled quite a list... gimme some time
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 08:26 PM
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"Yes, ma'am, I put a note on your account for when you call customer service, they know what we did."

"But how will they know? Don't I need something to show them what you did?"

".....I put a note on your account so they know what I did."

"No, I understand, but can you put something in the computer to show them what you did?"

"...yes, I put the note in the account, so the reps can see it..."

"Oh, ok so you put a note in my account right?"

"Yes......."



WoW......
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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haha that ones great.
i work in a hospital... with nurses... and this is what i get:

phone rings and i answer-

"Receiving this is Aaron"

"Hi is this receiving?"


no its Jesus....:banghead:
Old Apr 8, 2008 | 12:12 AM
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Uli, remind me never to go into selling phones. You have the absolute stupidest people.
Old Apr 8, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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Had an even better phone call today ROFL.......

"Thank you for calling AT&T, this is Ulises."

"Hi, I need to know where I can go to a store that has technicians to check out my phone."

"Sorry, but none of the AT&T store have technicians....."

"Oh. So can you find me one that does?"

"None of our stores do....."

"Are you a technician? Maybe you can check out my phone?"

"I'm not a technician, sorry."

"I know Spring has technicians in their stores, I'll see if they can look at my phone. Thanks"

*click*

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I kid you not Chad, it's not just in selling phones. It's in selling anything. Which is why I prefer labor over retail. The day has just started and I'm here til 6pm. More to come! lol....
Old Apr 11, 2008 | 01:33 PM
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Z28BlackPearl: Hey
xPAARMANx: hey
Z28BlackPearl: im thinkin about cuttin my shifter stick down
xPAARMANx: dont you have an auto
Z28BlackPearl: ya
xPAARMANx: why do you want to do this?
Z28BlackPearl: so its shorter

lol.. just giving you **** derek.
Old Apr 12, 2008 | 11:14 AM
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Sometimes actions speak louder than words..... The time was 9:39am..

*Customer pulls on door. Locked*

*Customer looks at watch.*

*Customer looks in store.*

*Customer sees our Store Hours posted. Probably read we open at 10am.*

*Customer gives 2 more good pulls just IN CASE the door magically opened.*

*Customer storms off waving hands in air and shaking head.*

*AT&T employees giggle.*

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Old Apr 12, 2008 | 06:50 PM
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I love people that have nothing better to do than get there as early as possible. I hate when people wait in line outside best buy like 20 mins before it opens.. Seriously, get a life.
Old Apr 12, 2008 | 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by paarman97maro
I love people that have nothing better to do than get there as early as possible. I hate when people wait in line outside best buy like 20 mins before it opens.. Seriously, get a life.
I will NEVER understand that. When I worked at Panera we opened at 6:30am and people would start getting there at 6:00 or sometimes even earlier. Then they would all rush in the front doors acting like we're making them late for work since we didn't open even earlier.
Old Apr 12, 2008 | 08:01 PM
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yeah I hate that.. I have less respect for those people since they have nothing better to do.
Old Apr 12, 2008 | 10:19 PM
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People are more dumb at Amusement Parks.

I work at Speed Zone in L.A., I am a mechanic at 3 of the 4 tracks we have there. Never have a been told by my foremans and managers that I am required to help customers with questions or problems, but I do most of the time. So this lady just finished racing and lost her LG Chocolate phone at the time when it was new for $300 and after giving a thorough search I didnt find it. Logically she was mad but later she comes out with a manager saying I stole her phone and she saw me...WTF? I whip out my Chocolate phone and she hysterically thought she caught me...showed her my info, pic's, etc. and then says i took out the SIM Card (these dont have sim cards!). Still indenial, she follows me while I finished my shift with her boyfriend. After two hours of them talking b.s. at me, the were kicked out. Then I leave home and there on my tail. next to me saying the same stuff, and now he's exclaiming his V6 Camaro (no offense) with exhaust and 24's could beat me since he's "beaten" Vettes, gameover, my car screamed "I got a V8" and I was gone...Felt nice. Still see them but atleast her boyfriend doesnt have his manhood with him.



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