You know you're an idiot when..
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Here at work, most of our machines have computer interfaces. Many programs have prompts "Press any key to continue." So all of the computer keyboards have a label on the space bar saying "ANY KEY" - or some just have magic marker scribbled on with same message. It's like Mac users infiltrated the workforce.
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Originally Posted by 02hawk796
And Paarman - didn't know you worked at Taco John's, love that place, go there as much as I can, and don't eat spicy stuff. Used to be the only place to get a decent Quesedia, but that was before they put one on their menu. Which location are you at?
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u know what i hate... is when I'm on the expressway doing a 100 mph in the far left lane and some idiot doin 40 decides this is a good day to die and jumps in front of me without warning!
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how about kids that walk through stores making screeching sounds with thier shoes? yeah real funny once or twice... 5th time and ill break your legs with a real screeching sound.
One thing I always hope for is those kids with the roller shoes...I need to see one wipe out sooner or later... Ive seen SO many close calls... They always catch their balance. First time I see it, Im ******* bursting out laughing and making them feel like a huge douche.
One thing I always hope for is those kids with the roller shoes...I need to see one wipe out sooner or later... Ive seen SO many close calls... They always catch their balance. First time I see it, Im ******* bursting out laughing and making them feel like a huge douche.
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Originally Posted by paarman97maro
how about kids that walk through stores making screeching sounds with thier shoes? yeah real funny once or twice... 5th time and ill break your legs with a real screeching sound.
One thing I always hope for is those kids with the roller shoes...I need to see one wipe out sooner or later... Ive seen SO many close calls... They always catch their balance. First time I see it, Im ******* bursting out laughing and making them feel like a huge douche.
One thing I always hope for is those kids with the roller shoes...I need to see one wipe out sooner or later... Ive seen SO many close calls... They always catch their balance. First time I see it, Im ******* bursting out laughing and making them feel like a huge douche.
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I wouldn't necessarily call my customers retards. They just can't easily grasp basic logic. You have to talk to them in a certain way like..................... yeah, they're retards.....
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I have to bash on a fellow Camaro owner.....................
Customer: "I don't get why I have to get a new 2 year contract to get this phone for 29.99!"
Me: "It states it right there ma'am on your flyer, '29.99 after $50 mail in rebate'. I don't control that."
"Okay, fine, then why the contract? I don't need to get a contract, I just want that phone for 29.99."
"Ma'am.... it says it right on the flyer right after what I read to you.... 'after new 2 year agreement'. ...................."
"Oh............. I'll come back then. Bye."
It said it RIGHT ON THE FLYER she got in the mail. Sweet jebus people!!!!!
Oh, she's like 50 and she drove this:
Customer: "I don't get why I have to get a new 2 year contract to get this phone for 29.99!"
Me: "It states it right there ma'am on your flyer, '29.99 after $50 mail in rebate'. I don't control that."
"Okay, fine, then why the contract? I don't need to get a contract, I just want that phone for 29.99."
"Ma'am.... it says it right on the flyer right after what I read to you.... 'after new 2 year agreement'. ...................."
"Oh............. I'll come back then. Bye."
It said it RIGHT ON THE FLYER she got in the mail. Sweet jebus people!!!!!
Oh, she's like 50 and she drove this:
