Originally Posted by graffiti oner

I work at Speed Zone in L.A., I am a mechanic at 3 of the 4 tracks we have there. Never have a been told by my foremans and managers that I am required to help customers with questions or problems, but I do most of the time. So this lady just finished racing and lost her LG Chocolate phone at the time when it was new for $300 and after giving a thorough search I didnt find it. Logically she was mad but later she comes out with a manager saying I stole her phone and she saw me...WTF? I whip out my Chocolate phone and she hysterically thought she caught me...showed her my info, pic's, etc. and then says i took out the SIM Card (these dont have sim cards!). Still indenial, she follows me while I finished my shift with her boyfriend. After two hours of them talking b.s. at me, the were kicked out. Then I leave home and there on my tail. next to me saying the same stuff, and now he's exclaiming his V6 Camaro (no offense) with exhaust and 24's could beat me since he's "beaten" Vettes, gameover, my car screamed "I got a V8" and I was gone...Felt nice. Still see them but atleast her boyfriend doesnt have his manhood with him.

Originally Posted by 02hawk796

If you were to work at a Chevy and Pontiac Dealership Parts department, you should, after a day or two, figure out that the only F-bodies with composite headlights are LS1 Camaros. If you are too dumb to not figure it out, and fail to remove yourself from the payroll, you should at least have the basic faculties to be able to look up the part to show yourself how stupid you are. And then you could get me that d@mn headlight for my car. I do consider NOT working at a Pontiac Dealership as valid reason for you not knowing the difference. Even so, after I repeat myself 5 times, I would hope you'd LOOK UP THE D@AMN PART IN YOUR PARTS COMPUTER!

Which reminds me, I also like offering the VIN for my vehicle at parts stores, the parts clerk says no, they don't need it, they can look up the part without the VIN, then they don't ask the pertinent questions of the vehicle specifics and sell me the wrong part. When I return the part, the return clerk says that if I'd given them the VIN, they could have looked up the correct part and avpoided this problem - DUH!! I have a Firehawk, which has different parts from other birds - all detailed correctly in my VIN profile, My Dodge Ram has heavy duty everything, which is detailed in the special codes within the VIN, and my S-10 also has some special W-codes or something in my VIN, making even radiator hoses completely incompatible (and tearing apart my engine bay at midnight with the wrong parts really irritates me.)

Originally Posted by squirrelishere

"I need to add minutes to my son's phone."

"Okay, what's the number?"

"It's in your computer."

"Right... but we need the number to get to your account."

"You mean to tell me you can't find me in your own system, and I'm your customer?"

"We can find you, we just need your cell number or your social."

"It's a prepaid, you don't need my social. I can't believe you can't find it in your system!!"

"It's your own son's phone, you don't have it stored in YOUR phone?"

"Forget it! I can't believe you's can't find me in your system. I should switch."
*says that as he walks out*

Apparantly we are supposed to be psychics now..... O_o...