You know you're an idiot when..
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I work at a john deere and other yard junk dealer and we get idiots by the truck load.
Personal fave:
Amish guy brings in a lawn mower that wouldn't start. I look it over. Sure enough it blown up. the oil in it looked like tar.
I ask him if he's ever changed the oil.
His response:
"I didn't know I had too. I just kept adding."
Personal fave:
Amish guy brings in a lawn mower that wouldn't start. I look it over. Sure enough it blown up. the oil in it looked like tar.
I ask him if he's ever changed the oil.
His response:
"I didn't know I had too. I just kept adding."
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Originally Posted by squirrelishere
So I tell her that WE have it in stock and we can do it in store. She comes up with the best excuse not to do it:
"I'll just call Customer Care back and they'll ship it to me. I don't want to wait for it longer."
"I'll just call Customer Care back and they'll ship it to me. I don't want to wait for it longer."
Dumb woman.
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haha people are stupid. i got a story to add. my friend just got a 91 civic si. hahahaha. yeah thats pretty much it but its funny cause he always drifts in it by locking up the back tires with the e brake. he did a 180 today on accident and almost had it on two wheels. he said he would never do it again. haha last time he said he would never drift again was when he had his lowered chevy 1500 pick up and drifted into a tree and smashed his entire bed side and twisted it to ****.
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One of the things that really pisses me off is when somebody blows up their chainsaw with straight gas and they claim I put it in there after they dropped it off.
One time I'd like to say
"Yeah ***hole I ruined your saw just to **** you off."
One time I'd like to say
"Yeah ***hole I ruined your saw just to **** you off."
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I have a buddy that was into doing e brake slides with his beater subaru. Until we: slid into a stop sign, had the car on two wheels, and flattened both left tires.
That was the end of that. Luckily we had two spare tires.
That was the end of that. Luckily we had two spare tires.
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Keepin the thread alive! =D
Ok so I got a customer. Wants to add new service to his account. Wants a free phone, doesn't want to pay the activation fee, and is being a snotty bish. I tell him cheapest we got is $30 and it comes with a $30 mail in rebate. Now I would've done completely free, but he had to be a scotty bish. So he asks if we got any COMPLETELY free phones. I say no, cuz you're a snotty bish. Well, not really, but I wanted to. So he says that's good enough reason to just walk out. He says this to his wife and son. He asks them "Doesn't Verizon or T-Mobile offer free phones?" Turns to me and says "I think I'll go there." I say "Okay, have fun and have a nice day." And walk away. Stupid snotty bish. Get off your high horse and smell the DIRT!!!! BETTER YET, LET ME RUN YOU OVER WITH MY Z YOU STUPID BISH!!!!
Ok so I got a customer. Wants to add new service to his account. Wants a free phone, doesn't want to pay the activation fee, and is being a snotty bish. I tell him cheapest we got is $30 and it comes with a $30 mail in rebate. Now I would've done completely free, but he had to be a scotty bish. So he asks if we got any COMPLETELY free phones. I say no, cuz you're a snotty bish. Well, not really, but I wanted to. So he says that's good enough reason to just walk out. He says this to his wife and son. He asks them "Doesn't Verizon or T-Mobile offer free phones?" Turns to me and says "I think I'll go there." I say "Okay, have fun and have a nice day." And walk away. Stupid snotty bish. Get off your high horse and smell the DIRT!!!! BETTER YET, LET ME RUN YOU OVER WITH MY Z YOU STUPID BISH!!!!
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I hate people like that... think everything revolves around them. Sometimes I just want to slash their tires and **** on their doorhandles while its freezing out.